Mobile Etiquette for the morons and sundry other buffoons – Chawm Ganguly

Kiritbhai, with his weather beaten safari suit, an excuse of a job, paan masala stained teeth and dyed hair is as average as your average Joe can get: till his phone rings. For when his phone rings, the entire neighborhood is jolted by the assault of his patriotism as his phone belts out “Sare Jahan …